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Welcome to the Wiki Page Professional Idiots . I, [MyMeteora81], welcome you all to this page of ours. Ahem, when I say 'ours', I mean there's a co-worker for this page. Who, you say? [Satsujin-ki] of course! Heh, yeah, I really don't expect you all to know her but, WHO CARES?! I'd like to give her some credit for this. Anyway.. Well, please join my site. As you can see we already have 20 members (not including Mallory [Satsujin-ki] and I) but we would like this page to be visited by everybody and hope you all join.


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1. Please, please don't take a picture without asking [MyMeteora81] or [Satsujin-ki] first.
2. If you do join, add your name to the list below.
3. You have to be a professional idiot! You can prove this by.. um.. submitting a picture of a stupid stunt/act you did, a story about what you did, etc.


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2005-02-20 [MyMeteora81]: My friend says I should tell you.. that I are your 'Towering Inferno of Penis-y Pleasure'.. But I are too sad for that.. Oh, please have pity on me. Hahahahaha..

2005-02-20 [shitijustgiveup]: aaawwwww....you can be the official proffesional idiot towering inferno of penis-y pleasure..@@

2005-02-20 [MyMeteora81]: Nooooo... wait... noooo!!! Not me

2005-02-20 [shitijustgiveup]: LOL..its too late..>.< i sorry ..lol..you could find someone else to take your place..?

2005-02-21 [I thought Me up]: i'd take your place but i'm not really sure i'd measure up to the requirements, i might be missing a few things

2005-02-21 [MyMeteora81]: I don't have the equipment either so it's not me I tell ya!

2005-02-22 [shitijustgiveup]: fine fine..lets give the wondow a chance *points to wondow and waves them over*..hello wondow..would you like to be the proffessional idiot towering inferno of penis-y pleasure?

2005-02-26 [MyMeteora81]: He might.. wait.. WONDOW BE THE DAMN PENIS-Y-PLEASURE TOWERING INFERNO!! I am not gonna be

2005-02-26 [hidden_nightmare]: I want to join! I'm definitely a professional idiot, I've done so many idiotic things

2005-02-26 [shitijustgiveup]: yay! *freak dances*..shove off wondow..i think we have our candidate...muahahah.i think that makes sense..what a candidate?@@

2005-02-26 [MyMeteora81]: Prove your idiocy sir giggleness!

2005-02-26 [shitijustgiveup]: muahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

2005-02-26 [MyMeteora81]: Yesh, yesh, gotta loves the evil laughter..

2005-02-26 [shitijustgiveup]: lol he he he he..yes..LOVE THE EVIL LAUGHTER!!.BWAHAHHAAHHAHAOHIMEVILHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

2005-02-26 [SunCloud]: XD

2005-02-26 [hidden_nightmare]: well....I fell for the 'gullibles not in the dictionary' joke....I don;t know if that counts but it sounds stupid to me lol, and I picked on a basketbal player one time and she kicked the shit out of me :P pretty idiotic thing to do no? lol

2005-02-27 [SunCloud]: uh.................... my idiodicy........... would have to be........ right about now ^___^..........

2005-02-27 [shitijustgiveup]: lol hehehehehe

2005-02-27 [MyMeteora81]: **Ribbit ribbit**

2005-02-27 [shitijustgiveup]: noooooooo!where is it!!! WHERE IS IT?!!

2005-03-01 [MyMeteora81]: Where's what!?!?

2005-03-01 [hidden_nightmare]: her brain LOL

2005-03-01 [shitijustgiveup]: NO!*insulted*THE DAMN FROG!!! >.<

2005-03-01 [hidden_nightmare]: FROG!!!!?

2005-03-01 [shitijustgiveup]: YES THE FROG!!*cries*

2005-03-01 [hidden_nightmare]: Hmmmm maybe u put him under your pillow? U know...mistaking him for a tooth?

2005-03-01 [shitijustgiveup]: no way!..i like frogs..where did the froggy go?..*lip wobbles*

2005-03-02 [MyMeteora81]: o.o;; Eh.. He ran away.. Wait a minute frogs don't run! They hop! **Listens to talking flea** What's that you say? He got hit by a truck! **Mourns** Oh sad is the world for the froggy is dead..

2005-03-03 [shitijustgiveup]: *cries8 oh woe to the frog!!WOE!! WOE!..hmm i scream for icecream!!^^

2005-03-03 [MyMeteora81]: I ate ice cream a few days ago.. With chocolate sauce, and sprinkles, and chocolate/peanut putter chips, and m&ms! Now tell me that is not the ultimate sunday.. er.. sundae

2005-03-03 [SunCloud]: did you eat the frog with the sun. 0.o

2005-03-04 [MyMeteora81]: Eat the frog with.. Nooooo, I didn't.. But Silent might have, har har.

2005-03-04 [SunCloud]: hehe

2005-03-04 [shitijustgiveup]: i didnt eat the damn frog!!!>.<...*stroking frog* i found it. it says its not the frog from before but it likes icecream too ^^

2005-03-07 [MyMeteora81]: I scream you scream we all scream for ice cream! Heeyyy.. froggy is already cold blooded! It don't need more coldness.. or does it.. hahahaha..

2005-03-09 [shitijustgiveup]: aaahh..icecrea rocks..byebye froggy.*throws frog out window*..he said he didnt like the same flavour..he was snooty..>.< lol

2005-03-09 [MyMeteora81]: The froggy has lefted us... NOOOO.. **Looks** Oooh, pickles..

2005-03-10 [MyMeteora81]: Heeeyy... Has anyone else noticed that we gots some new members? Huh? Didya didya didya!? How come they no talkie.. aw come on they've GOTTA TALK!!!

2005-03-11 [shitijustgiveup]: TALK DAMN YOU!!!!!!!

2005-03-12 [SunCloud]: froggies rule

2005-03-13 [MyMeteora81]: I TALKED AND DON'T DAMN ME YOU PERSON DAMNER!

2005-03-13 [SunCloud]: i know you are ^_________________________^

2005-03-13 [shitijustgiveup]: lmao he he he..damn damn damn...i like damning...to the chocolate hell! muahaha...*skips away*

2005-03-15 [SunCloud]: choclate wooooooo la la la la la CHOCOLATE YA! LALALALALALA 0.o

2005-03-15 [shitijustgiveup]: chocolate yay!!..*does the over-stuffed-on-chocolate-dance*...oooh.....

2005-03-17 [MyMeteora81]: o.O Since when is chocolate in the picture?! I no likey chocolate.. I like.. PIZZA!!

2005-03-18 [shitijustgiveup]: pizza?..*thinks*...

PIZZA!

2005-03-18 [MyMeteora81]: Yum yum eat 'em up..

2005-03-20 [SunCloud]:  CHOCOLATE

2005-03-20 [MyMeteora81]:

PIZZA!

2005-03-20 [shitijustgiveup]:

FLAPJACKS!

2005-03-20 [SunCloud]: CHOCOLATE

2005-03-22 [Adena]: Pudding

2005-03-22 [SunCloud]: chocolate

2005-03-26 [MyMeteora81]: ... Pizza..

2005-03-29 [MyMeteora81]: They call me.. Tater Salad..

2005-03-30 [SunCloud]: wow 0.0

2005-03-30 [shitijustgiveup]: lol...*giggles hystericallY* that rocks!

2005-03-30 [SunCloud]: shwa ya!

2005-04-01 [Adena]: pineapples

2005-04-01 [SunCloud]: oranges!!

2005-04-01 [Adena]: ewwwie oranges are groosssie

2005-04-02 [MyMeteora81]: Ho chya.. wowie kazowie.. Toodle loodle.. Funky monkey.. FRUIT LOOP!

2005-04-02 [MyMeteora81]: **Sings** Brass monkey.. That funky monkey!.. Brass monkey chunky that funky monkey!!

2005-04-02 [SunCloud]: ORANGES ARE THE BESTEST

2005-04-03 [MyMeteora81]: WHAT'S WITH THE FRUIT LOOPS?! Jeepers.. fruits here.. and there.. and everywhere..

2005-04-03 [SunCloud]: ^^

2005-04-03 [MyMeteora81]: Oh oh I gots it! Dunununununuh BATMAN!

2005-04-04 [SunCloud]: no SPIDERMAN SPIDERMAN IF A SPIDER CAN DO IT HEEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee CAN!!!

2005-04-07 [MyMeteora81]: Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat...

2005-04-08 [SunCloud]: i like wheaties

2005-04-08 [MyMeteora81]: Wow.

2005-04-16 [MyMeteora81]: **Cricket cricket**

2005-04-18 [djxmonster]: NOTE: this banner: <img:http://www.funtigo.com/img/i10413848_94436.jpg> is a violation of the UAR's and cannot be displayed in member houses, but it IS allowed in wikis.

2005-04-18 [MyMeteora81]: Aw c'mon.. oh ok.. fine.. hm.. meanie..

2005-04-18 [MyMeteora81]: All right everyone you heard the dude! If you are currently using the Happy Bunny banner in your house.. CHANGE IT!! I don't wanna get in trouble damn it.

2005-04-19 [Adena]: its still a cool banner he's a wheatie head

2005-04-28 [MyMeteora81]: Wahaha we have a new professional idiot and she even gotsis a story! Nice story, haha..

2005-04-30 [Adena]: what it is?

2005-05-03 [hidden_nightmare]: THE TREES ARE EVIL STEALTHY ASSASINS! Don't you see? They are always gathered in clumps, they have like a million hitpoints, damage reduction, and like a 56 ac! *voice in the background* "But they don't move" OR MAYBE they just move so slowly we can't see them as they sneak up on us! PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR WAR I TELL YOU!

2005-05-04 [MyMeteora81]: o.o;; I thought we were against the squirrels, not the trees... The trees are against us?! AHH RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! Or await your iminent doom, whichever you prefer.. Wait.. Let's get a band of tree-huggers together and have them hug the trees to death! Hahahaha..

2005-05-24 [MyMeteora81]: It's been awful quiet here lately..

2005-05-24 [Piggly_wiggly]: *whistles, bangs head against wall*

2005-05-27 [MyMeteora81]: Wahaha, that helps a lot it does!

2005-05-27 [Piggly_wiggly]: oui...it makes it less quiet

2005-05-27 [MyMeteora81]: It does it does. Yep yep yep.

2005-05-28 [Satsujin-ki]: i twisted meh ankle....im such an idiot

2005-05-28 [SunCloud]: ooos

2005-05-29 [Piggly_wiggly]: ouchie

2005-05-29 [Adena]: yeah i hugged a tree but it bite me

2005-05-29 [Piggly_wiggly]: that is interesting...i once ate a leaf from a tree and it tasted bitter

2005-05-29 [Adena]: ewwie what possed you to do that?

2005-05-29 [Piggly_wiggly]: i was dared too...wasn't so bad...i got five bucks and a little case of vomit...but then i got ten dollars as an apology and i got to stay home even though i only threw up once

2005-05-29 [Adena]: ewwie but i guess it could have been worse i knew i girl who ate poop once. that was gross.

2005-05-29 [MyMeteora81]: Yuuuck.... ick.. bad image.. never speak of that again and I'll thank you..

2005-05-29 [Piggly_wiggly]: ewwww....!!!!! that is so gross! please tell me she was an infant

2005-05-31 [Adena]: unfortunatly not but hey we all do crazy things on dares... poop eating is a rather wierd one though

2005-05-31 [SunCloud]: i like spagettie .... or however you spell it

2005-06-01 [Piggly_wiggly]: i like to play on the computer

2005-06-01 [SunCloud]: me too!!! oh my goshies

2005-06-01 [Adena]: i like God

2005-06-01 [SunCloud]: me too 0_0

2005-06-01 [Adena]: a some no one like him

2005-06-01 [SunCloud]: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook                                     i tripped over a log today ^__^ BE PROUD!!

2005-06-01 [MyMeteora81]: Hi. Hi.. er.. Hi.

2005-06-03 [Piggly_wiggly]: i am proud of you

2005-06-04 [MyMeteora81]: We're all proud.. Oooh know what I did yesterday? I was in gym, ok, ok, and I'm on top of a pile of mats. Then Matt (kind of a coinkidink), Matt comes over and pulls the mats down.. I got a concussion from hitting my head on the concrete wall... oooo my brain hurts.

2005-06-05 [SunCloud]: -blinks- congrats

2005-06-06 [MyMeteora81]: Ehehehehe..

2005-06-07 [Piggly_wiggly]: a pure genius

2005-06-12 [MyMeteora81]: I sprained my ankle on Friday.. hurts like hell.. Mal did that too, right Mal?.. anywho.. Does any of you guyses have painful stories they'd like to share?

2005-06-13 [SunCloud]: i feel down a mountain and cut my arm and now have a scar from it 0_o

2005-06-13 [MyMeteora81]: Ooo

2005-06-14 [SunCloud]: yaaAAAAAaaaaa

2005-06-19 [Piggly_wiggly]: i fell on my knee....well...both of them, and now they have scars....or at least one of them does

2005-06-22 [MyMeteora81]: Oo.. pain in the knees..

2005-06-23 [SunCloud]: oooies... congrats... i suppiose

2005-06-27 [MyMeteora81]: Defenitely

2005-06-29 [SunCloud]: mer i had really good spagheti today ^__^

2005-07-01 [shitijustgiveup]: i like cereal

2005-07-01 [MyMeteora81]: Me too.. 'specially Cinnemon Toast Crunch.. oooaawww my feet hurt. I had to march 4 hours a day all frickin' week to play in the 4th of July parade on Monday... sucks donkey balls man..

2005-07-01 [MyMeteora81]: And when I say play I mean the alto saxophone since that's what I play.. damn preverts..

2005-07-01 [MyMeteora81]: Yes, preverts.. not perverts.. preverts..

2005-07-03 [shitijustgiveup]: *gasp* my god! You poor thing! NOT THE PREVERTS!!!

2005-07-04 [SunCloud]: *starts singing some random song*

2005-07-04 [shitijustgiveup]: *joins in singing own random song* "...and they shove that pole where the sun dont shine.."

2005-07-04 [Night Goddess]: Hi hi I'm a new member.. well.. sort of. This is [MyMeteora81] making a new user for a friend who doesn't have internet -.-  It be-ith Krystal, welcome her!

2005-07-05 [SunCloud]: okie... HI

2005-07-07 [shitijustgiveup]: Ok! ^^ Welcome!!! *stremers and banners smother the crowd*....*oh and some ballons..er...pop*

2005-07-09 [Piggly_wiggly]: BALLOONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-07-09 [MyMeteora81]: Balloons!! Helium! CHIPMUNKS!!!

2005-07-10 [shitijustgiveup]: CHIPMUNKS?!!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!! *runs with a trail of balloons, streamers....and inevitably...chipmunks* u.u

2005-07-11 [SunCloud]: huggles the squirles**  they can defend us from the chipmunks... yay!

2005-07-11 [MyMeteora81]: DIE CHIPMUNKS!!!!

2005-07-11 [Piggly_wiggly]: THEY ARE EVIL!!!! THEY SHALL SUFFER *evil cackle while thunder bolt strikes behind her*

2005-07-12 [MyMeteora81]: Me no likey chipmunks.. But don't kill the squirrels, I like squirrels. 'Specially dead ones.. wait.. what's wrong with that picture..

2005-07-12 [shitijustgiveup]: Ewwww *has reapeared behind a wall* i trod in a..hey what is that..its..a..eww! WHY DID I CHOOSE TO WEAR golf shoes NOW!!!!! HONESTLY! its still twitching! TWITCHING!!!!!! AHhhhh!!!!

2005-07-13 [SunCloud]: *eats golf shoe*  ....................................................................... don't try this at home

2005-07-13 [MyMeteora81]: Hahahahahaa...hahaha..haha..ha.

2005-07-14 [shitijustgiveup]: *gasp* you ate the...oh well at least its not twitching in my face..

2005-07-15 [SunCloud]: *pets the squirells and chipmunks ^__^*

2005-07-15 [Piggly_wiggly]: flings eraser at Suncloud

2005-07-16 [SunCloud]: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! its blue ^^

2005-07-16 [A Bullet With Your Name On It]: i think everyone is retared some how

2005-07-16 [SunCloud]: lol

2005-07-16 [Piggly_wiggly]: thats not a word i understand

2005-07-16 [SunCloud]: 0_0 MONKEYS!!!!!

2005-07-21 [MyMeteora81]: Hey hey, you guyses remember when I sprained my ankle? Well guess what.. I did it again.. Know how? I ran into a hole.. hehe..

2005-07-22 [SunCloud]: i ran into a hole before too ^^

2005-07-22 [MyMeteora81]: Usually hurts.. but sometimes it's fun :P

2005-07-22 [SunCloud]: lol shya its like WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! then you feel the pain 0_0

2005-07-22 [Piggly_wiggly]: i've fallen into a hole before...and mind you...it was REALLY deep...but it was funny...

2005-07-22 [MyMeteora81]: I bet it was

2005-07-22 [SunCloud]: lol

2005-07-22 [Piggly_wiggly]: it was...it was up to my waist and i couldn't really move my legs so my friend had to get her brother and his friends...in the meantime i was waste deep in a hole...

2005-07-22 [SunCloud]: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! scary hole 0_0

2005-07-23 [Piggly_wiggly]: holes amuse me....i think one day...i'm going to dig a hole...and throw people in it....it would be very fun....i'll make a movie out of it....Na'a'a'a'a'a'a

2005-07-24 [SunCloud]: nah..... x_x throw ................. pickles in there ^__^

2005-07-24 [Piggly_wiggly]: yes! pickles! and voles...and moles...and, and, and lemmings!

2005-07-24 [SunCloud]: woohoo!!!!!

2005-07-24 [Piggly_wiggly]: *dances around in circles

2005-07-25 [SunCloud]: ^__^ *Does so as well*

2005-07-25 [Piggly_wiggly]: i think...that...the mole people are coming for everyone....

2005-07-26 [SunCloud]: lol x_x no no.... bunnies ^^

2005-07-26 [Piggly_wiggly]: maybe they're in an alliance

2005-07-27 [SunCloud]: nooooooooooooooooo 0_0 do not mix bunnies with such devilish feins!!!!!

2005-07-29 [MyMeteora81]: Bunnies are evil... my bunny was named Jason.. from Friday the 13th.. they're evil..

2005-07-31 [SunCloud]: BUNNIES ARE NOT EVIL...................................................................................... *sticks her tongue out at you and stomps away*

2005-08-03 [MyMeteora81]: **Blinks** Evil bunnies..

2005-08-03 [SunCloud]: *twitch*twitch*

2005-08-07 [MyMeteora81]: Wahahaha

2005-08-11 [MyMeteora81]: We need more members. A special banner will be given to the 50th member!! And no one change their member numbers or there's gonna be some trouble goin' on..

2005-08-16 [MyMeteora81]: **Cricket cricket**

2005-08-20 [Piggly_wiggly]: what?

2005-08-23 [MyMeteora81]: People have gotten very quiet..

2005-08-23 [MyMeteora81]: We now have our 50th member! Wahay! Time to make a banner.

2005-08-23 [Piggly_wiggly]: the fire alarm has ended its horrible reign!

2005-09-01 [MyMeteora81]: o.o

2005-09-02 [SunCloud]: yay ^^

2005-09-02 [Piggly_wiggly]: it was real annoying...yupyupyup

2005-09-02 [MyMeteora81]: Was it? I wasn't paying attention ^.^  And I am putting a hold on the banner making cause.. I don't feel like making one..

2005-09-02 [MyMeteora81]: I will though!

2005-09-02 [Piggly_wiggly]: i feel so...hurt

2005-09-03 [MyMeteora81]: I said I'll make it!!! Uh.. dunno when but I will.. I've been busy lately!

2005-09-03 [Piggly_wiggly]: lol...i was joking...but as long as you do make it i don't care

2005-09-05 [MyMeteora81]: Lol, ok.

2005-09-05 [MyMeteora81]: YEAH TOAST!

2005-09-05 [Piggly_wiggly]: ORANGES

2005-09-06 [SunCloud]: ORANGES ^^

2005-09-06 [MyMeteora81]: No no no no it's a song.. FRENCH TOAST!! YEAH TOAST!! AAAH TOAST!!

2005-09-09 [SunCloud]: ORANGE TOAST!! YEAH TOAST!! AAAH TOAST!!

2005-09-11 [MyMeteora81]: There you go.. THEY TOOK THE HAPPY BUNNY BANNER! Didn't they say it could stay if we kept it only in the wiki and not in member houses?! THEY LIE!!!

2005-09-11 [MyMeteora81]: I will deal with this later.

2006-03-16 [Adena]: I am Carpet Fuzzz!

2006-03-19 [SunCloud]: hehehe.... *picks up some random carpet fuzz and puts it outside*

2006-03-25 [MyMeteora81]: Carpet fuzz? Oooo, okay, I'll be Pocket Lint!!

2006-03-25 [Adena]: Hey you can not put me out here. *blows agianst the door*

2006-05-15 [MyMeteora81]: Haha.. blows... o.o;; pervertedness!

2006-05-29 [SunCloud]: XD -puts pocket lint outside two-  now play nicely!

2006-06-04 [Adena]: hey let us in....*turns to pocket lint* we have to think of a plan.... how do we think?

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